you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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