I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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