I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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