Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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