I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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