there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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