when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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