so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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