do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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