i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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