the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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