apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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