He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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