Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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