Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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