We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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