i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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