My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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