I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
