It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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