i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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