That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I think my vagina is haunted
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Well I just put wine in my tea
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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