what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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