It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There's always time for handjobs
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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