yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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