she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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