he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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