was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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