are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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