grandma shit on top of the toilet
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
