normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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