Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
