Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
They took my balls.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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