Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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