My brain says no but my pants say off.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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