do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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