North Korea, Best Korea!
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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