Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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