That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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