So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
