he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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