Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You smell like stripper and shame
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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