her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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