In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so let's talk penis.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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