We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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