So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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