I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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