i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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