I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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