i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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