There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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