I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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