2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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