I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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