what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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