There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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