I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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